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Seventeenth Issue
Volume 9, No. 1
 



features

Coming Of Age Reconsidered
By Claire Holden Rothman

Of Stripteasers And Scoundrels
By Joel Yanofsky


fiction

All That Glitters
Reviewed by Ami Sands Brodoff

Girls Closed In
Reviewed by Ami Sands Brodoff

The Rent Collector
Reviewed by Kristine Kowalchuk

The Extraordinary Garden
Reviewed by X. I. Selene

Adieu, Betty Crocker
Reviewed by X. I. Selene

The Far Away Home
Reviewed by Ibi Kaslik

The School At Chartres
Reviewed by Kelly Norah Drukker

Sextant
Reviewed by Angie Gallop

Cities Of Weather
Reviewed by Andrea Belcham

The Pagan Nuptials Of Julia
Reviewed by William Brown

The Unyielding Clamour Of The Night
Reviewed by Linda Leith


fiction at a glance

Guests Of Chance
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik


non-fiction

Stephen Harper And The Future Of Canada
Reviewed by Ted Smith

Farewell, Babylon: Coming Of Age In Jewish Baghdad
Reviewed by Mary Soderstrom

Margaret Macdonald: Imperial Daughter
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

How To Be An Intellectual In The Age Of Tv: The Lessons Of Gore Vidal
Reviewed by Mark Heffernan

The Adaptable House
Reviewed by Pamela Plumb

Truth Is Naked, All Others Pay Cash: An Autobiographical Exaggeration
Reviewed by Kimberly Bourgeois

Alexander Brott: My Lives In Music
Reviewed by Brian MacMillan


non-fiction at a glance

Dancing With Fear: Tips And Wisdom From Breast Cancer Survivors
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

The (practical) Guide To Finding The (right) Finance Job In Canada
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Silk Stocking Mats: Hooked Mats Of The Grenfell Mission
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

On All Frontiers: Four Centuries Of Canadian Nursing
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Yes, Sister: Memoir Of A Young Nurse
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik



poetry

Standing Wave
Reviewed by Bert Almon

The Pallikari Of Nesmine Rifat
Reviewed by Bert Almon

The Jill Kelly Poems
Reviewed by Bert Almon

Satie's Sad Piano
Reviewed by Bert Almon



young readers

Lucille Teasdale: Doctor Of Courage
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Earth To Audrey
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Emily's Piano
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

On The Game
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Split
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Birdhouses
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Bearcub And Mama
Reviewed by Carol-Ann hoyte

The Way To Slumbertown
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Dodo La Planete Do / Dream Songs Night Songs
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte




Truth Is Naked, All Others Pay Cash: An Autobiographical Exaggeration
By Byron Rempel
$19.95
paper 176 pp.
Great Plains Publications 1-894283-61-9
non-fiction


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New Document Byron Rempel could write for stand-up comedy. He’s funny, entertaining, slightly offensive, and best of all, a little weird. His second book is marketed as “a post-modern memoir”—an unusual career move for a relatively unrecognized author. “Being unknown in some ways makes me the perfect candidate to write a memoir,” he writes in justification. “Most famous memoirists are simply writing defences of their private selves against their more notorious public selves. I am unencumbered by this problem.”

Rempel’s first book, the novel True Detective, did little to contribute to his fame and fortune, selling only 64 copies. Yet he proves that all experience, even lousy reviews, is material to writers by quoting his critics in the introduction of Truth is Naked, setting the tone with a mixture of self-deprecation and sarcasm. (Memo to self: Rempel will have the last laugh.)

Clever wordplay scurries along like a running gag, sometimes even sprinting at breakneck speed, dizzying the reader with volume and frequency. Whoever thought that being raised in a religion that forbids drinking and dancing would be such a gas? A large part of Rempel’s book traces the history of the Mennonites, whose roots date back to the sixteenth century when a group of protestors decided “that the Holy Roman Church club did not have the final word.” With side-splitting humour, Rempel pokes elbows into the Mennonites’ holy ribs, and does so with the gusto of a kid left unattended with a brand new set of crayons. Suddenly his church’s walls are a canvas, a panoply of paradoxes playfully portrayed in red—the colour of blood.

Rempel offers snippets of serious analysis throughout. He explores, for example, why religious groups who supposedly promote pacifism mysteriously turn to violence. Mostly, though, he stays closer to the surface, albeit with hilarious results, pondering perplexities like hairstyles. Rempel notes, for instance, that while the Mennonites portrayed Jesus as “some kind of longhaired Jesus freak…if anybody showed up looking like that on Sunday morning they would have been crucified.”

While Rempel’s witticisms are often brilliant, he frequently veers off into sheer silliness. His propensity to pack a punch into every single line can sometimes feel excessive. At times I felt like I was reading a letter from one of those people who ends every sentence with an exclamation point--or three, if they’re really, really, really excited. A few chapters in, the jokes start to lose effect.

Although Rempel flirts with depth, addressing his own complexes among other things, he usually withdraws just before catharsis. (The term "escape artist" keeps coming to mind.) To his credit, he’s well aware of his commitment issues, and is the first to laugh at his tendency to skip town just as relationships heat up. Still, I somehow wanted more. I wanted to sneak a peek behind the class clown’s mask—I wanted Rempel to take it all off.

Interestingly, the author best achieves this in his penultimate chapter. With surprising transparency, he relates the painful story of his father’s losing battle with Progressive Supranuclear Palsy, a degenerative disease. Humour still abounds in this section, but is juxtaposed with poignancy, making the writing feel fuller—and infinitely more satisfying.

Throughout the book, Rempel laughs at his younger self’s romantic dream of becoming a “Great Writer,” suggesting current disillusionment. He recounts his extensive travels in search of inspiration (and a writerly wardrobe), and his tendency to do everything under the sun except write. By the end of the book, however, one senses that he may be getting tired of escaping—or playing hide and seek—and that he’s finally on his way back home. All jokes aside, you sense that if he stays put for a while, he might just unveil his best writing yet—the truly naked truth.

By Kimberly Bourgeois, who lives and writes in Montreal.



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